there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck
when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like
you little shits better not unfollow be tomorrow
we’re family now
But can it be fall already because I’m so excited to wear carefully crafted all black outfits